Thursday, March 26, 2009

Top 10 Things NOT to Say at a Backyard Barbecue

You Will Never Hear Grill Girl Say Any of These Things

Ignorance can be bliss especially at a backyard barbecue with some tanked up buddies who end up sidetracked and sometimes even with the sober ones who do not have a clue how to barbecue.

The Top 10 Things Not to Say at a Backyard Barbecue is dedicated to all my friends who have dropped the meat, grabbed it up, blew on it, and stuck it back on the grill. This seems to be male pattern behavior.
A female friend dropped the hot dogs at a group cook out. She took them inside to wash them. That sounds good, but unfortunately she used the dish washing liquid to wash the wieners. I will not comment on the taste, but I do think the hot dogs were clean.

Top Ten Things You Don’t Want to Hear When You’re at a Cook Out

1. Does anyone know where the fire extinguisher is?

2. How can you tell when this gas tank is empty?

3. Has anyone seen the cat?

4. No. That isn’t pepper.

5. Who needs a recipe?

6. Cut off the burned parts and no one will know.

7. No. It isn’t a grill brush. It’s the dog’s brush.

8. Ten second rule.

9. BOOM!

10. Anyone have the number for Dominos?


Vincetastic said...

Hey Cyndi,

This is a really great top ten list, I like #2 the best. I wish I could say that, but I'm notorious for dropping things off the grill. You can post this to our site and then link back to your site. We are looking for top ten lists and our users can track back to your site. The coolest feature is you can let other people vote on the rankings of your list.

CA said...

Thank you for visiting my blog and for the invitation to Top Ten.

I've worked a really long time on Barbecue Master and now Yes You Can Grill, and I like to keep my content unique and fresh for visitors. I do hold the copyrights on my pieces and occasionally post other places, but I like to keep my barbecue work together.

Again, thanks. You Top Ten idea sounds good, and I wish you all the best on your site.

Anonymous said...

The Ten Second Rule made me laugh. I suspect my friends done that a couple of times, and for the Boom one... Been there done that. Ended up with Pizza