You Will Never Hear Grill Girl Say Any of These Things
Ignorance can be bliss especially at a backyard barbecue with some tanked up buddies who end up sidetracked and sometimes even with the sober ones who do not have a clue how to barbecue.
The Top 10 Things Not to Say at a Backyard Barbecue is dedicated to all my friends who have dropped the meat, grabbed it up, blew on it, and stuck it back on the grill. This seems to be male pattern behavior.
The Top 10 Things Not to Say at a Backyard Barbecue is dedicated to all my friends who have dropped the meat, grabbed it up, blew on it, and stuck it back on the grill. This seems to be male pattern behavior.
A female friend dropped the hot dogs at a group cook out. She took them inside to wash them. That sounds good, but unfortunately she used the dish washing liquid to wash the wieners. I will not comment on the taste, but I do think the hot dogs were clean.
Top Ten Things You Don’t Want to Hear When You’re at a Cook Out
1. Does anyone know where the fire extinguisher is?
2. How can you tell when this gas tank is empty?
3. Has anyone seen the cat?
4. No. That isn’t pepper.
5. Who needs a recipe?
6. Cut off the burned parts and no one will know.
7. No. It isn’t a grill brush. It’s the dog’s brush.
8. Ten second rule.
9. BOOM!
10. Anyone have the number for Dominos?
Top Ten Things You Don’t Want to Hear When You’re at a Cook Out
1. Does anyone know where the fire extinguisher is?
2. How can you tell when this gas tank is empty?
3. Has anyone seen the cat?
4. No. That isn’t pepper.
5. Who needs a recipe?
6. Cut off the burned parts and no one will know.
7. No. It isn’t a grill brush. It’s the dog’s brush.
8. Ten second rule.
9. BOOM!
10. Anyone have the number for Dominos?
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